The Top 10 Reasons Why My Project is Late
Number 10 – You said June?….I thought you said December
Number 9 – Everyone else gets to turn their stuff in late.
Number 8 – It’s in the cloud but I can’t remember which one
Number 7 – I’ve been distracted by the hostile work environment
Number 6 – This whole deadline thing seems too “old school” for me
Number 5 – I’ve been waiting 2 weeks for IT to reboot my computer
Number 4 – I had it on my calendar for February 30
Number 3 – Siri forgot to remind me!
Number 2 – The dog ate my budget projections
And the top reason why my project is late is…. It cut into my Facebook time!